Tag: Satire
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Jack and Jill Went to Sand Hill…
Jack and Jill went to Sand Hill to raise their Series A They went from Andreessen to Kleiner and Greylock and then to DFJ Jill spoke of disruption Old term sheets’ destruction And when they will move to the Bay. Jack said said to VCs “Our app’s the bee’s knees” “I see you have…
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The Sociology of Mens Locker Rooms, a Satire
The three social traits analyzed here are: degree of nakedness, amount and subject matter of conversation, and relative degree of homophobia, which is correlated- but not mutually inclusive with degree of nakedness.
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How The Snuggie Will Protect America
So, here I am in O’Hare international and going through security. This was a bit earlier than when this is finally posted, which is dependent on finding an unprotected wifi signal. So anyways, in accordance with the new, “more stringent” security measures implemented by the TSA, I’m having the inside of my upper right thigh…
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How To Get Hired at a Hedge Fund: A Résumé Dissection
My previous post, How To Get In To College, was obscenely successful. It was, however, somewhat simplistic in its execution, which is what likely lent to its popularity. I tried my hand at eviscerating yet another hackneyed variant on the application: the résumé.
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How to Get In to College: Steal This
Steal this essay. It might take a while before you “get it”, but you’ll get it. Use it as skeleton or in it’s unadulterated entirety for a meta-critique that indicates your blistering intellect. ———— Broad, overreaching commentary about society. Witty backpedaling revealing hypercritical skepticism of aforesaid broad, overreaching commentary. Snide comment about believers in the…